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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 35
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
Meowing at cats until they meow back
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Unknown Drunken Injuries
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
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