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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 36

You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!""why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
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