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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Enter your status...
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
lover s*cks love doesn't
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