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the awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
What if I accidentally rape you?
I don't wanna ride with love anymore...:*
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Angel by day,Devil by night!
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