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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 57
a te creas
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I told myself I won't miss you but I remember what it feels like beside you :)
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
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