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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :DSometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :D
I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened.I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened.
I love looking at street lamps when its snowing/rainingI love looking at street lamps when its snowing/raining
When you drop something right infront of you, and it disappears.When you drop something right infront of you, and it disappears.
That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little whileSleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while
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