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"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
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