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I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgiveI can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Calling for my angel..:)Calling for my angel..:)
I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*
False friends are worse than open enemies”False friends are worse than open enemies”
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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