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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 67

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're aliveTexting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of themTalking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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