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Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
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