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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 64
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
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