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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 115
There is always, always, always something to be thankful for...
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
hello my name is trace
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