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What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??
All I want for Christmas is... YOU :DAll I want for Christmas is... YOU :D
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lieEminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
Martial arts it's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.Martial arts it's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
Never say never ...Never say never ...
Nothing hurts more then waiting... since I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.Nothing hurts more then waiting... since I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.
i dont drink, smoke, swear or have sex, i am a virgin who loves god.i dont drink, smoke, swear or have sex, i am a virgin who loves god.
‎~ Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore :)‎~ Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore :)
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