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It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
i love cigarettes<3
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
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