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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Unknown Drunken InjuriesUnknown Drunken Injuries
If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get itI'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
Finally just breaking down in tears because you cant take it anymoreFinally just breaking down in tears because you cant take it anymore
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
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