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"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
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