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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
Nothing's worse than that moment in an argument when you realize your wrong
Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.
Don't chase them, replace them!
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
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