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One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
Rule #1: don't be #2Rule #1: don't be #2
Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
You can't be late until you show upYou can't be late until you show up
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