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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 7
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I love people who text back instantly
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
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