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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
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