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"Shut up, you love it"
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
GIRL FACTS: When she wants a hug she will just stand there,When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand,When a girl is quiet millions of things are running through her mind...
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
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