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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 34
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Angel by day,Devil by night!
The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
if you love something let it go. if it comes back to you its yours forever. if it doesnt then it never mean to be
I LOVE MY FRIEND
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
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