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Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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