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I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
You poked me... i poked you back.. War is on!
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
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