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"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
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