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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 44
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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