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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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