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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 78
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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