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Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
I'm to ambitious to be a housewife
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
He who thinks he knows everything knows nothing.. :)
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