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That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
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