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Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
2011, please be good to me. :)
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
To me, you're perfect.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
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