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I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
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