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"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.
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