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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
do it than talk^
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
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