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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 93
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
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