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There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" buttonWonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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