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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 94
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
nobody bring me DOWN!
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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