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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 97
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
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