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Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
i love ciggarets<3
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
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