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My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
all we need is diet.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
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