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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 103
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
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