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Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
<3 the way u feel feel the one u <3
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
There`s nothing more slower than counting the minutes until you see the person you wanna be with the most.
Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
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