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I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Waiting for someone you love is never easy
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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