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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
It seemed like such a good idea last night...It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Don't chase them, replace them!Don't chase them, replace them!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attentionI’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Guys who still open doors for girlsGuys who still open doors for girls
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
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