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"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
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