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I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.
*ping*....dinners ready
Finally just breaking down in tears because you cant take it anymore
life has many rivers to cross. jump in the puddles first.
Sometimes I delete a 'ha' from 'hahaha' because I think it's too much.
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