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Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
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