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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 63
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
No brain no pain.
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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