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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
To me, you're perfect.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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