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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 58
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
sleeping better than being awake
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Have you ever: Loved somebody so much It makes you cry… Needed something so bad You can’t sleep at night… Tried to find the words But they don’t come out right… Been in love so bad You’d do anything to make them understand… Had someone steal your heart away… Found the one you’ve given your heart to Only to find that theyl won’t give their heart to you… Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care. Because I have….
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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