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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 56
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
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