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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 56
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
In our last call you said: "I'll talk to you later" and you never did
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
hey ca va
YA got me 1 nil
lover s*cks love doesn't
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
My bf's blue eyes. <3
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