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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 57
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
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