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Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of themSarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You can't be late until you show upYou can't be late until you show up
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive youI realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
If you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to doIf you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to do
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