Best statuses Najbolji statusi Najboljši statusi Najbolji statusi Najbolji statusi Најбољи статуси

Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 55

Single, sexy and ready to party!Single, sexy and ready to party!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeralsOld people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Page: