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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 88
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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