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Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
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